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Hey, itâ€™s Brad Montgomery in the house with a little note for you about comedy, clean comedy, comedian speakers and how not to get in trouble when youâ€™re booking one. Alright, so hereâ€™s the number one concern. I hear this all the time from both my clients and from my meeting planners and that is, when youâ€™re booking somebody whoâ€™s advertising themselves as funny or you know is going to use humor on stage, you want to know theyâ€™re going to be clean, you want to know theyâ€™re going to be crystal clean and you want to know that youâ€™re not going to be embarrassed and having to deal with that after the meeting is over.
Well, thereâ€™s a couple huge mistakes that are going on. First, let me speak to the speakers out there and then Iâ€™m going to speak to the meeting planners and the people who are booking speakers. If youâ€™re a speaker or a comedian, you know this. It is brutally hard to come up with material thatâ€™s original and funny. Itâ€™s brutal. Itâ€™s just really hard. Itâ€™s a lot of work, but hereâ€™s the obvious point. Itâ€™s just as hard to come up with stuff thatâ€™s dirty as it is to come up with stuff thatâ€™s clean.
So that being said, why would you invest a single calorie working on material that you canâ€™t use in the corporate world, in the association world, on the TV world? Why wouldnâ€™t you just make it clean, for crying out loud? I think youâ€™re an idiot, basically, if youâ€™re writing stuff thatâ€™s not so clean that your grandma can see it, that your nine year old daughter can see it without any embarrassing questions. Well, I think youâ€™re foolish just because youâ€™re shooting yourself in the foot and youâ€™re pretty much screwing up your career.
So why bother? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, thereâ€™s a bunch of comedians out there that work dirty who are fabulously popular. But I just heard Chris Rock being interviewed, he was interviewed on the WTF podcast and one of the things he told us on the podcast was that when heâ€™s talking to young comedians, he says, work clean, donâ€™t cuss. This is Chris Rock. This guy is known, heâ€™s edgy, especially earlier in his career, he was working really dirty and heâ€™s funny as heck right? But heâ€™s telling people to work clean.
What is the lesson in that? The lesson is that heâ€™s looking back on his career from his perspective now. So if heâ€™s telling you, somebody whoâ€™s done it the hard way, why wouldnâ€™t you listen to him? Iâ€™m telling you Iâ€™m clean, but heâ€™s telling you, heâ€™s huge, and he works blue, work clean. Itâ€™s easier, itâ€™s more profitable, itâ€™s good for you.
Alright, the second thing I wanted to tell you is targeted towards my clients. If youâ€™re looking for a speaker, if youâ€™re looking to book a comedian, check them out. Alright, so I cannot imagine this but Iâ€™ve heard it from, oh, Iâ€™ve heard the same story at least 10 or 15 times. I hear it at least once a year, how some corporation booked a comedian, the comedian got up there, embarrassed the president or the audience or the whatever by not working clean, by being racist or bringing up uncomfortable sex jokes or cussing and they ended up pulling the plug on them.
The president, in all these cases, itâ€™s always the president or the director of HR or somebody in authority has to go up and take the mike from them and say, thanks, youâ€™re dismissed, thank you so much. And then have to explain the apology to the audience. Can you imagine?
Well hereâ€™s what kills me, for crying out loud, in this day and age, search Youtube and see what theyâ€™re all about. So yeah, you ought to check out their preview video. You ought to check out their video, but look at all their videos. In this one most recent case, theyâ€™re explaining that the preview video showed a very clean presentation, but Iâ€™m telling you because I was curious, I looked on Youtube, thereâ€™s a zillion videos up there of this particular comedian and this comedian doesnâ€™t work clean most of the time. So most of the videos were filmed in a comedy club with a brick wall behind this person, all kinds of stuff that would never fly in the corporate world and so my takeaway was this, I thought the buyers were idiots too because they didnâ€™t check.
Check, do a little search on Google. Do a little search on Youtube and then finally, talk to your comedian. Talk to your speaker. Are you funny? Do you work clean? Give me some of your references. Why wouldnâ€™t you do that?
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One final note really comes in the form of a story. I was working this corporate date with another comedian. So in this case, they had two comedians. I was headlining and they had this guy open and you could see that this guy was, he had it in his mind, oh, Iâ€™ve got to work clean. Iâ€™ve got to be clean, but because he was so out of practice of working clean, he had a tough time doing it. So youâ€™d see him, heâ€™d start down his little path on a little bit of material, like, hey, I just broke up with my girlfriend and, and then youâ€™d see him kind of panic because he could see a minute and a half forward that this is going to lead to a joke that I canâ€™t do. So heâ€™d back up and say, yeah, but enough about the girlfriend. Hey, just, boy donâ€™t you hate flying? Then heâ€™s going into some airplane jokes and he starts talking about airplane jokes and then he realizes he couldnâ€™t do it, so Iâ€™m on the side.
I am busting a gut because I know exactly whatâ€™s going on. I know that this guy is self-editing his stuff on the fly. And I know also, that the reason heâ€™s doing that is heâ€™s not used to working clean. And the final thing is I knew also is the meeting planner was unhappy, the meeting planner was pretty aware that something was going wrong with this comic because it wasnâ€™t funny and the flow as bad and it just was choppy, obviously.
And what the meeting planner didnâ€™t understand was that the comedian was up there panicked, trying to stay clean but unable to do it without any effort. In my case, everything I write is clean so I donâ€™t have to worry about it. Any material that I want to go to, pull it up, no problem. Iâ€™m not going to get to a dead end and say, I canâ€™t say the punch line because Iâ€™m in trouble. Will never happen.
Alright, if youâ€™re looking for a motivational speaker who is funny, if youâ€™re looking for a comedian speaker who can work clean, I hope youâ€™ll consider booking me.
My nameâ€™s Brad Montgomery. You can learn more about all my keynotes and my funny, motivational speeches and my corporate comedy at bradmontgomery.com. Hope to see you there. Have a great day.